The easiest way to get to Fort Useless by subway is on the JMZ line. We’re one block away from┬áthe Myrtle Ave/Broadway stop. Once you exit the station, you should walk northeast along Myrtle Avenue. If you don’t know which direction is which, find Mr. Kiwi, a corner grocery right under the elevated tracks, and walk past that, with it on your right. When you get to Ditmars Street, turn right. We’re the first building on the left, right next door to the KFC parking lot. Look for the red door that says “Studio 1.”


The B54 is the most direct bus route. It lets out at the corner of Myrtle Avenue and Ditmars Street, which is also our corner.

Car Service

If you need a car to bring you to or from Fort Useless, we recommend Bushwick Car Service: (718) 821-6991